This was too good not to share. The Pitch from Kansas City features the ridiculously ham-handed Co$ publication Scientology: Something CAN Be Done About It (wow, could we have titled it better? )

With live actors and PhotoShop, they have portrayed "all of the great leaders of religious history, from Buddha to Christ, all lined up evolution-chart style beneath a dinner-jacketed Scientologist wielding his oversized official handbook."

Since such portrayals of Mohammad are forbidden we can only hope that a fatwa will soon follow. If a picture means a thousand words, who but the followers of LRH could simultaneously unite world's major religions by pissing them off?

All I can say to this is that $cientology is doing all the work for us, spending their money, leaving us to party on. Crank up the music and dance.