In honor of
Sea Arrghh here are two sea shanties for our Anonymous maties.
To the tune of
Haul Away For RosioYou can talk about your tech and stuff, and body thetan remedies
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
Xenu is the one they fear, the one that makes them crazy
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
The only mission of this cult is to take away your money.
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
They rob you blind, pretend they’re kind, and then destroy your family
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
Their ethics are for them alone, they don’t care for legalities
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
They break the law, then turn around to sue for trivialities
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
Hubbard was no sailor man til he founded his own navy
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
Now Sea Org is trapped aboard and working day and night for free
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
The Anonymous are here to stay, the masks are our protection
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
We know our rights and that our fight is for peaceful reaction
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
We have no name, we have no face, but dammit we are legion
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
We do not forgive, we do not forget, expect us in your region
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvia
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away for Sylvi-o
And to the tune of
SantiannaAnonymous will win the day!
Heave away Santianna!
While Scientologists run away
All on the plains of Mexico!
Hubbard was a whacked out man
Heave away Santianna!
It’s a cult not a church, a scam not a plan
All on the plains of Mexico!
They can’t control their reactive minds
Heave away Santianna!
They hit and run, then cover their crimes
All on the plains of Mexico!
Reinhart Koenig is a violent man
Heave away Santianna!
He kicked a boy and then he ran.
All on the plains of Mexico!
HT’s the girl that I adore
Heave away Santianna!
They beat her up, but she’s back for more
All on the plains of Mexico!
Sparrow he has balls of steel
Heave away Santianna!
When they think he won’t we know he will
All on the plains of Mexico!
Cuntwort’s the man who has our back
Heave away Santianna!
He’s one tough mother that they won’t attack
All on the plains of Mexico!
The pen is mightier than the sword
Heave away Santianna!
And Meme’s the queen of the written word
All on the plains of Mexico!
They fleece their flock, and leave them poor
Heave away Santianna!
For some, suicide is the only door
All on the plains of Mexico!
The Sea Org folks get jack shit pay
Heave away Santianna!
And slave child labor is okay
All on the plains of Mexico!
They take your mind, they crack your soul
Heave away Santianna!
And they won’t quit til they’ve got your gold
All on the plains of Mexico!
Xenu is the alien they all fear
Heave away Santianna!
And they won’t stop til the planet’s clear
All on the plains of Mexico!
Cyberspace is the open sea
Heave away Santianna!
And we are here to make sure it’s free
All on the plains of Mexico!
We have no name and we have no face
Heave away Santianna!
But we represent the human race
All on the plains of Mexico!
Anonymous will win the day!
Heave away Santianna!
And Sylvia Stannard will run away
All on the plains of Mexico!
